Merry Christmas Y'all

Reprinted from last year -

OH, ROCKET - TREE
Space Modeling Parody of Oh, Christmas Tree

Oh, Rocket-tree Oh, Rocket-tree,
How lovely is thy smoke trail,
Oh, Rocket-tree Oh, Rocket-tree,
Fly Vertically without fail.

With C6-3, we’ll rubberneck,
At peak of flight, a rear eject,

Oh, Rocket-tree Oh, Rocket-tree
It landed close - oh whoo-o-pee.

"But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good flight."


"Say, little Bobby, Did you get a Wedgie for Christmas?"