$39.00 Laser Printer?

Saw this on Facebook -

It's only $39.00, what could go wrong?

Hey, FREE SHIPPING on orders over $29.00! Sometimes the planets just align.

• The engraver is as big as a basketball, at 5.7 inches wide, 6.3 inches long, and 7.5 inches tall... so you can engrave from anywhere you want.
•  It has a high-quality metal frame that's unique and lightweight, weighing under 4 pounds, making it portable and perfect for use at home or on the go. 

No, I'm not ordering - You'd better not either.